Archive for the Haiku Category

They’re praying for me I just smile and

Posted in Haiku, Poetry, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 9, 2013 by epitaphcarver

They’re praying for me
I just smile and say thank you
Polite atheist

While you like fashion I like big model

Posted in Haiku, Poetry, Uncategorized with tags , on May 9, 2013 by epitaphcarver

While you like fashion
I like big model boobies
Something in common

Is that blue lipstick Or did a smurf

Posted in Uncategorized, Poetry, Haiku with tags , , , , , , on May 8, 2013 by epitaphcarver

Is that blue lipstick
Or did a smurf smurf on her
Poppa Smurf’s smilingImage

1st Haiku

Posted in Haiku, Poetry with tags , , on February 20, 2012 by epitaphcarver

I want to kill you

Your pain will be my pleasure

Now where is my gun?

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