Everything is Cliche

Everything is cliché

Everything is everything

If at first you don’t succeed

Try and try again

The definition of insanity

Is to try and try again

You can roast your buddies

But you should never fry a friend

I lift every voice to sing when

I pick the choir up by the throat

Put closer to God when choke-slammed

On a piano for that note

As we go to the end of the road

The breaks aren’t working

The drivers’ got no arms

And that brick walls’ approaching

 

Everything is  cliché

Everything is everything

It don’t mean a thing

If it ain’t got that swing

So next time you’re struck

In the face it was done on purpose

If your last name is Lynch

Know that I’ll probably never hang with you

Black power, White power

Grey power, Crayola

To a cannibal you all fry up

Well enough with canola

 

Everything is cliché

Everything is everything

I’m just knocking the dust off

WD-40 the rust off

Just imagine

Coolest guy in the room you’re in

Puffing a cigar

Before he can perform smoke tricks

The walls are busted by a car

A tire is on the smokers back

And you’re to in shock to react

He’s wheezing in pain, coughing in agony

Blood is what he hacks

After the wheels roll off his spine

And you see his body shake and ache

And just when you attempt to cradle his head

Your touch makes his neck break

 

Breakfast, anyone?

All the king’s horses are turned into glue

And all the kings’s men are in Dr. Lecter’s stew

So as you lay there in pieces next to a wall

I can contemplate what kind of omlette to make out of you

humpty-dumpty..

Today in the News

This evening on the news Ebola strike again

Isis killed all of your friends

Gay sex is changing men

Obama is a secret Muslim

He and Bin Laden are really friends

So the Navy Seal 6 team were playing paintballs

For the win

Atheists eat babies

All dogs go to heaven

And you can keep your filthy secular justice

Away from my child molesting reverend

Saying your prayers makes you smarter

Along with swallowing your Jesus juice

Water your plants freely

No need to have your Bushes spruced

This has been your information from

Fox News

In the next hour we show you how to avoid AID’s

By not wearing pink shoes

 

FoxBullshit

 

Anyone Can Be a Philosopher…….sadly.

Title? Art of Whore

Author? Kim Kardashian

A thotful essay

 

Started a Facebook like page……..

And I’m requesting that you like it 😉

This more than likely will have nothing to do with poetry, unless it’s humor, satire, or comedy. So far we’ve posted a few silly pictures, and a video. I said we because my friend Natalie, came up with the idea. So if it sucks its all her fault. We just got the page up and running, and been posting since yesterday. So if you want to see and laugh a little and something a little darker, sillier, and dirtier than usual and have a facebook page, please check the link out and LIKE.

https://www.facebook.com/nat.n.epitaph.tea.n.vodka.666?ref=aymt_homepage_panel

Forced Into the Carnival

Frustrated with my THEN and now, job hunt I wrote this… Down life seem like a farce to anyone else but me, by the way???

Forced Into the Carnival.

Wash Your Hands

If you’re fappy and you know it
Wash your hands

If you’re fappy and you know it
Wash your hands

If you’re fappy and you know it
If you skeeted you should soap it

If you’re fappy and you know it
Wash your hands

Despicably Yours #10 “My Paul Mooney Impression”

And in 100 years or so, if there is even civilization, if there is an NFL. The team now known as Dallas Cowboys will be called the Dallas Peckerwoods. And white people will be in the minority, protesting the racism of the name. And the Latino commissioner of the league, and owner of the team are gonna be like…

 

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#MYPAULMOONEYIMPRESSION