I’m taking pictures of my balls
So that you can lick my Kodak
And suck the negatives
Moistening every pixel
Is imperative
I’m the devils relative
And the Reapers body guard
So I can say I saved your life
If I ran over you with a car
Burn rubber on your arms
And ask you if you’d like to spar
I’ll burn one too much and then wonder
Where’s the spare at
See you give me a piercing stare
I’ll ask you who you”re trying to glare at
Catch you at a titty bar talking tough
I’ll ask you did you say that
Get mad and leave your leave your head cracked
Like the cleavage you sit and stare at
I’m the asshole of the year
The villain of the century
Talk tough I’ll take your kids
And leave them in the care of Casey Anthony